Dictionary Beer Stein

Dictionary Beer Stein
Drinktionary beer stein - for the less cultured beer drinkers out there.

How do you measure up?

The definitions of different levels of intoxication are helpfully listed down the front of the glass.

It reads;

Sober adj.
1. Possessed of iron will, but often lacking a sense of humour 2. Helpful with washing up, finding stuff and lifts home. 3. In need of a drink.

Pissed adj.
1. Extremely generous, loud and confident. 2. Suffering from verbal diarrhoea and a belief that he/she can drink anyone under the table.

Drunk adj
1. Suffering from vision, hearing and speech impairment, with an insatiable appetite for kebabs. 2. Will shag anything that moves. 3. Possessing an illogical belief that he/she is gorgeous despite dribbling and slobbering.

Shitfaced adj.
1. Invincible but incapable. 2. Suffering from extreme loss of balance, co-ordination and sex-appeal. 3. Liable to sleep anywhere. 4. Babbling incoherently with loss of most bodily functions.

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